2.17.2009

Randomness

How do you get a job as a travel/food tv host? Because I'd be willing to endure a lifetime of layovers and delays for a job like that.

Why do we stop giving out those little Valentine cards once we are no longer in elementary school? Don't we all still want to feel special and thought of when we get older? (Or maybe it's just me, and I just like to receive mail…this may explain why I compulsively check my email.)

Why is it that you can tell when someone is talking to his/her significant other on the phone and it makes you happy to be privy to it?

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Also, for those who might need it:
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Mugger%27s-Wallet
hahahahaha

2 comments:

nk said...

hahahaha are you sure about your third group of questions? are you happy to listen to lovers' talk? it kinda creeps me out.

I miss vday cards too. the adult world seems to have a lot less construction hearts, doilies, and pink lollipops than we saw in elementary school :(

cricket said...

I can answer these!

1. See:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfyxJifcAX8&feature=channel_page

2. Because we're pansies. I like receiving mail too.

3. I don't really get happy to be privy. I do get amused when guys' voices unconsciously raise a couple registers when they're sweet talking their girlfriends or some potentials. They do it unconsciously. Listen for it next time. It's kind of hilarious to see some dude uber concerned with his manlihood start babytalking his honey in some whiny ass voice.